How To Get Your Pastor to Wrap Up the Sermon
Here are 10 ways to get your pastor to wrap up his Sabbath sermon: Hold up a sign that says “The End is Near” to signal that it’s time to wrap up. Send a text message to your pastor with Read more […]
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Ben Carson Begs Adventists To Stop Panic Buying Stripples
Cool it. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson has a special message for Adventists during the coronavirus crisis. The Adventist member of President Trump’s cabinet asked his Read more […]
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CONFIRMED: Adventists Born With Two Left Feet
Adventist World: A recently released study by an interdiscipinary team of Loma Linda University faculty has confirmed what many have long suspected: Adventists are born with two left feet. The Read more […]
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Shady prophecy ministries schedule fundraisers to coincide with eclipse
ADVENTIST WORLD — Wild-eyed conspiracy theorists running backwoods independent prophecy ministries from cabin studios across North America are running competing fundraisers to cash in on today’s Read more […]
