How To Get Your Pastor to Wrap Up the Sermon

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Here are 10 ways to get your pastor to wrap up his Sabbath sermon:

  1. Hold up a sign that says “The End is Near” to signal that it’s time to wrap up.
  2. Send a text message to your pastor with the message “SERMON OVER” in all caps.
  3. Start a slow clap that gradually builds in volume until your pastor takes the hint and ends the sermon.
  4. Make a paper airplane and fly it towards the pulpit to get the pastor’s attention.
  5. Pretend to fall asleep in the front row, complete with snoring noises.
  6. Put on a clock costume and dance around the sanctuary to indicate that time is running out.
  7. Play a recording of a loud buzzer or alarm to signal that it’s time to wrap up.
  8. Bring a megaphone and shout “Amen!” loudly and repeatedly until the pastor gets the hint.
  9. Hold up a sign that says “Cut to the chase!” to encourage the pastor to get to the point.
  10. Pass out snacks to the congregation, signaling that it’s time for the sermon to end so everyone can enjoy some refreshments.
PS. Let us know how these work out🤣🤣🤣



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