Nobody Allowed To Leave Church Fellowship Hall Until Someone Confesses to Smuggled-In Fried Chicken

Whispers and murmurs of suspicion spread like wildfire through the fellowship hall of Daily Manna Seventh-Day Adventist Church as the intoxicating aroma of crispy, golden-brown chicken filled the Read more […]

La Sierra Launches In-N-Out Secret Menu Major

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Never unwilling to push the boundaries of Adventist higher education, La Sierra University announced In-N-Out Secret Menu Studies as the latest addition to their degree offerings. As Read more […]