La Sierra Launches In-N-Out Secret Menu Major

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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Never unwilling to push the boundaries of Adventist higher education, La Sierra University announced In-N-Out Secret Menu Studies as the latest addition to their degree offerings.

As the 4-year degree will require daily off-menu (except Sabbaths) dining at In-N-Out, vegetarian students have been warned they will need to exercise special creativity to keep their meals interesting/not have grilled cheese every day.

The school announced that, in addition to flawless burger flipping, In-N-Out majors will graduate knowing the burger chain’s secret menu “better than the theory of evolution.”

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