Plane Full of Teetotaling Adventists Assumed to be Alcoholics

A plane full of teetotaling Seventh-day Adventists returning from an extreme church building mission trip in the Dominican Republic was assumed to be carrying a rowdy bunch of alcoholics by the Read more […]

Adventist At Cana Wedding Feast Wants Jesus To Turn Wine Into Welch’s

Cana, Israel —- While happy Cana wedding guests enjoyed new wine from 6 stone jars, a nervous Adventist looked around the hall for any sign of a Martinelli’s bottle. Not finding any and Read more […]

Adventist Book Centers offer “spirits” to boost holiday sales

USA — In a creative effort to boost holiday sales, Adventist Book Centers across the United States have begun to offer “spirits.” When asked by alarmed Adventists to clarify what the Adventist Read more […]

Ted Wilson toasting 2016: “Jesus turned water into Martinelli’s”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Ted Wilson, president of the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists, toasted 2016 with a glass of Mattinelli’s apple cider at an office New Year’s Eve party last night. Read more […]

Adventism wins ‘Demanding Denomination of the Year’ title as Annual Review is introduced

Christianity Today’s annual listing of Most Demanding Christian Denominations was published today with the Seventh-day Adventist Church listed as the undisputed winner. Always in the top 5 Read more […]