Baby Dedication Could Have Gone Better
Dear Church Family, I thought it would be best to just email everyone and admit the obvious: last Sabbath’s baby dedication was a total train wreck. As senior pastor, I should have held Read more […]
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Pathfinder Department Bankrupt From All The Jetpack Honor Accident Lawsuits
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SILVER SPRING, Md. — It is with heavy hearts that we announce the bankruptcy of the Pathfinder Department exactly one week after the unfortunate launch of our latest Read more […]
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“Persecuted” Adventist really just a jerk
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Although Bo Ludo has, for years, complained that he is being persecuted for his Adventist faith, a source with (painful) knowledge of his overall situation has confirmed Read more […]
