99% of Adventists Would Rather Get Root Canals Than Teach Teen Sabbath School

A recent survey has found that an overwhelming majority of church members would prefer to undergo multiple root canals than volunteer to teach the teen Sabbath School class. The study, conducted Read more […]

Member Rejecting Cheap Grace Not So Hot on Actual Grace Either

Jeff Larson has revealed that his disdain for “cheap grace” extends far beyond its superficial ease. According to sources close to the piously particular parishioner, Larson isn’t particularly Read more […]

Signs Your Church Has an Apocalypse Obsession

1. The sermon illustrations use more beasts from Revelation than stories about Jesus. 2. Instead of a children’s story, the kids get a “little horn” craft. 3. You start seeing symbolic Read more […]

ABC Stores Dedicate Shelf Space To COVID Conspiracy Theories

ADVENTIST WORLD —- ABC stores are cashing in on the dramatic surge in conspiracy theory dissemination lately by dedicating shelf space to the stickiest ideas. COVID has allowed some of the Read more […]