Adventist Publishing
Vatican Buys Up Rights To ‘The Great Controversy’
In a surprise move for the generally uneventful world of Adventist publishing, the Vatican has announced that it has snapped up worldwide publishing rights to Ellen White classic The...
Adventist Book Center
Publishing Houses Furiously Bidding on Billion-Copy “Great Controversy” Print Job
Publishing houses across the Adventist world have thrown their hats into the ring to secure the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to print a billion copies of...
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Problems With Adventist Journalism
Official Adventist media (magazines, websites, shows, etc) suffers from some serious problems. Here's a list:
It’s censored
There are some things (like critiquing your conference president)...
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GC Exec Quietly Vows to Publish Harry-like Tell-All the Second He Retires
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Wildly inspired by Prince Harry’s tell-all autobiography, General Conference VP Will Exitlit, promised himself this morning to celebrate his retirement...
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Theologian Releases Bible Version That Fully Agrees With Him
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Doug Digger breathed a sigh of satisfaction from his ivory tower balcony today as he released what he called a "wrinkle-free"...
Adventist Book Center
Billion-Copy Great Controversy Distribution Now Happening Via Email Due to Soaring Printing Costs
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Change of plans: ballooning inflation has meant that the printing of the billion Great Controversy copies that were supposed to...
Adventist Culture
SDA Commentary On Veggie Tales Now Available
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Seventh-day Adventist Bible Commentary series has now been extended to cover the complete Veggie Tales animated series.
Apologizing that it...
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Helicopter Carrying George R. Knight Diverted To GC Parking Lot
SILVER SPRING, Md. - A helicopter carrying the current administration’s least favorite church historian was diverted to the General Conference parking lot today.
George R....
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Thunberg To GC: Stop Killing Trees To Print Quarterlies. App Is Way Better.
NEW YORK, N.Y. --- Climate activist Greta Thunberg used a portion of her United Nations address this week to implore the General Conference to...
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Progressive Press Updates Fundamental Beliefs In “28 Optional Tips” Pamphlet
ADVENTIST WORLD --- Happy Clappy Publications has announced the latest in its line of progressive Adventist titles: 28 Optional Tips. The slim, scented pamphlet...
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Oversight Committee Formed to Monitor George Knight
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- A brand new addition has been made to a list of recently formed oversight committees at the General Conference. So...