ADVENTIST WORLD — As flavor testing of ABC products gets ramped up due to innovative new methods, experts are confirming that every brand of veggie cheese sold by the Adventist centers is testing negative for flavor.
Dedicated labs across the country have reported trained samplers begging to eat anything else than another slice of the rubbery, fake cheese.
“Our staff have literally volunteered to eat cardboard in order to avoid testing any more of the stuff,” testified Loma Linda Testing Lab spokesperson, Nadia Mass.
“We’ve had to send the last batch of product up to a lab at Weimar for testing as they are the only ones that can handle the taste or lack thereof.”
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