Adventist Veggie Meat Alternatives Now 100% Indistinguishable From Cardboard

LOMA LINDA, Calif. – NEWSTART Foods announced today that after years of research and development, their line of vegetarian meat substitutes has achieved complete parity with cardboard in terms Read more […]

Loma Linda supermarkets sell out of veggie burgers, start selling cardboard

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Seventh-day Adventist vegetarians on last-minute runs for 4th of July BBQ supplies have emptied local supermarkets of their veggie burger stocks. Supermarkets all over town Read more […]

Study: Carob eaters face a long, cruel existence

Life without chocolate is nasty, brutish and long… LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Researchers behind a 30-year study tracking the health of self-confessed carob eaters report that consumption of Read more […]