VIDEO: Union College Students Outsourcing Studies to Parents In an innovative first for Adventist higher education, Union College students can now have their parents take classes on their behalf. Check out the details in the Read more […]

You Won’t Be Going To Your Local Cheesecake Factory Any Time Soon. Watch Union College Students Sample Weird And Wonderful Cheesecake Instead. Thanks to the Union College Communication Program for making us all hungry when nothing’s open😂 [NO QUICK REMINDER] SPONSORED LINKS You’ve had your fix of Read more […]

Stuck Inside All Day? Watch Union College Students Try Veggie Meat Uncooked Straight Out Of The Can Thanks to the Union College Communication Program for letting us share this stomach-churning video! [NO QUICK REMINDER] SPONSORED Read more […]

Union College recruiting students with mustard seed faith in bid to get mountains on prairie

LINCOLN, Neb.— Union College is hard at work recruiting students with the faith of a mustard seed. The Adventist school is offering full-ride scholarships to qualifying students in the hope that Read more […]

Union College transfer program puts students in same class as camp crush

LINCOLN, Neb. — In a step sure to revolutionize Adventist college recruiting, Union College announced today that transfer students to the school will be placed in the same class as their camp Read more […]

End Times enthusiasts stock hideouts with Union’s FriChik cans

LINCOLN, Neb. — The minute word got out that Union College had issued special edition FriChik cans, orders came pouring in from End Times enthusiasts in mountain cabins everywhere. The FriChik Read more […]

Video: Union College therapist counsels clinically depressed math book

This cracked us up. Have a great weekend, everyone! SPONSORED LINKS Where single Adventists meet. Free 2-year membership. Divorced, widowed and never married welcome. Read more […]

Adventist Church reprimands Union College for slipping okra into haystacks

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church released a scathing rebuke of the denomination’s Nebraska-based Union College this morning. The criticism from the church’s General Read more […]

Union College historian claims Ellen White was directionally challenged

LINCOLN, Neb — Controversy erupted today after Union College Professor of History R.J. Leemin alleged that Ellen White, the co-founder of the Seventh-day Adventist Church, was “directionally-challenged.” Leemin Read more […]