VIDEO: Union College Students Outsourcing Studies to Parents

https://youtu.be/NmeEfACirpA In an innovative first for Adventist higher education, Union College students can now have their parents take classes on their behalf. Check out the details in the Read more […]

You Won’t Be Going To Your Local Cheesecake Factory Any Time Soon. Watch Union College Students Sample Weird And Wonderful Cheesecake Instead.

https://youtu.be/GreZcdTqMDA Thanks to the Union College Communication Program for making us all hungry when nothing’s open😂 [NO QUICK REMINDER] SPONSORED LINKS You’ve had your fix of Read more […]

Stuck Inside All Day? Watch Union College Students Try Veggie Meat Uncooked Straight Out Of The Can

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EZghRrxbPsE&feature=youtu.be#dialog Thanks to the Union College Communication Program for letting us share this stomach-churning video! [NO QUICK REMINDER] SPONSORED Read more […]

Union College recruiting students with mustard seed faith in bid to get mountains on prairie

LINCOLN, Neb.— Union College is hard at work recruiting students with the faith of a mustard seed. The Adventist school is offering full-ride scholarships to qualifying students in the hope that Read more […]

Union College transfer program puts students in same class as camp crush

LINCOLN, Neb. — In a step sure to revolutionize Adventist college recruiting, Union College announced today that transfer students to the school will be placed in the same class as their camp Read more […]

End Times enthusiasts stock hideouts with Union’s FriChik cans

LINCOLN, Neb. — The minute word got out that Union College had issued special edition FriChik cans, orders came pouring in from End Times enthusiasts in mountain cabins everywhere. The FriChik Read more […]

Video: Union College therapist counsels clinically depressed math book

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Adventist Church reprimands Union College for slipping okra into haystacks

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church released a scathing rebuke of the denomination’s Nebraska-based Union College this morning. The criticism from the church’s General Read more […]

Union College historian claims Ellen White was directionally challenged

LINCOLN, Neb — Controversy erupted today after Union College Professor of History R.J. Leemin alleged that Ellen White, the co-founder of the Seventh-day Adventist Church, was “directionally-challenged.” Leemin Read more […]