Greek-speaking Widow Leaves 1-Star Review For Early Church Potluck

Jerusalem – Sister Demetria, a Greek-speaking widow, has sent shockwaves through the early Christian community by leaving a scathing one-star review of a recent church potluck. In the review Read more […]

Sanders Unveils Plan To Double Tithe On Wealthiest Adventists

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has unveiled plans to double tithing rates on Adventists that “can afford to wear Rolex watches as non-jewelry on Sabbath Read more […]

Special offering to fit female church workers’ offices with glass ceilings

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Church stewardship leaders are promoting a special offering that will be taken up next Sabbath for the remodeling of offices of female workers employed by the Adventist Read more […]