GC UNVEILS “Innovative” Plan to Spread 3 Angels’ Message Via Fax

SILVER SPRING, MD — In a move hailed as groundbreaking by those nostalgic for the 1980s, the General Conference has unveiled its latest strategy to spread the Three Angels’ Message: fax machines. “While Read more […]

GC: Adventist Women Must Waterski/Wakeboard in Full-Length Dresses

In a move anticipating summer water sports, the General Conference has issued a new mandate: all female Adventist waterskiers/wakeboarders must don full-length dresses while participating in the Read more […]

10 Awkward Moments Every Adventist Has Experienced at Church

We’ve all been there. Church is a place of worship, community, and sometimes, those cringe-worthy moments that make you want to hide under the pew. Here are ten awkward moments every Adventist Read more […]

10 Complaints Adventist Pastors Have About Their Congregations

Pastoring an Adventist church isn’t for the faint of heart. Between navigating theological debates, battling members and landmine church board agenda items, our pastors have their hands full. Read more […]

Study Reveals: Adventist Church Members Under 70 Now Considered ‘Endangered Species’

A new study has found that Seventh-day Adventist church members under the age of 70 are nearing extinction levels and should now be classified as an “endangered species.” The study, conducted Read more […]

Southern Launching End Times-Themed Tough Mudder Called “Run for the Hills”

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University is set to launch an exhilarating new event designed to test the mettle of even the most devout Adventists: the “Run for the Hills” Tough Mudder. Read more […]

Uber Eats Now Delivering Adventist Communion Kits

Uber Eats has announced its latest offering: Adventist Communion Kits. Now, Adventists everywhere can experience communion from the comfort of their own homes, or anywhere their Uber driver can Read more […]

Loma Linda University Church to Install Self-Shaking Pews to Wake Snoozing Members

Loma Linda, CA, May 30, 2024 – In a pioneering move to enhance the worship experience, Loma Linda University Church is excited to announce the installation of self-shaking church pews. This innovative Read more […]