Monday, April 21, 2025
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haystacks

Revealed: Daniel And Three Friends Rejected Nebuchadnezzar’s Food To Feast On Haystacks

ANCIENT BABYLON --- Earlier today, the Biblical Research Institute unveiled findings regarding the special diet of Daniel and his three friends after they asked...

FDA recommends haystacks as “most balanced meal in America” (OBG)

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rolled out a new set of recommendations for healthy eating. At the...

Michelle Obama launches Friday Night Haystacks as White House tradition

WASHINGTON, D.C. --- First Lady Michelle Obama launched the latest upgrade to her Let's Move healthy lifestyle campaign this morning with an announcement of...

Adventist Church: Sabbath potlucks must feature 28 dishes

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a rare potluck-related church policy statement, the General Conference has issued strict orders to Seventh-day Adventist churches worldwide regarding...

Taco Bell grants Adventist request, rebrands taco salad as “haystacks”

IRVINE, Calif. --- In a move celebrated by Seventh-day Adventist Taco Bell-lovers across the United States, the fast-food chain has agreed to a longstanding...

Ted Wilson’s email scrutinized amid allegations he exposed haystacks secrets

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The Seventh-day Adventist World Headquarters was completely aflutter today at the news that General Conference President Ted Wilson could face...

Haystacks fans horrified as GC delegates name Special K Loaf “only Adventist staple”

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- Panicked shrieks and an as-of-yet unconfirmed tally of fall injuries greeted a vote by stone-cold General Conference Session delegates to...

Sharp rise in cost of haystack chips forces cancellation of Oshkosh Pathfinder Camporee

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- For the first time in the event's history, the International Pathfinder Camporee held in Oshkosh, Wisconsin has been canceled over...