Citing a recent report by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) calling haystacks “the most balanced meal in America,” the First Lady decided the dish was perfect for Friday night entertaining at the White House.
“It’s a great ice breaker because it gets everyone up and moving around a large table with lots of fresh ingredients,” said Obama. “We’ve done some trial runs and so far everyone loves haystacks because you get to create your own masterpiece and it’s really hard to go wrong with veggies, chips and some cheese.”
The First Lady admitted that initially she didn’t even know what haystacks were. After discovering the truth about the dish, Obama said she thought the name “haystacks” sounded much more fun than “taco salad.”
“Whoever came up with the name for that dish is a genius,” she said.
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One more proof that Obamas are totally out of touch with reality!
Heretic.
Hisssss, Hissss. Cant wait for her to pack up her stuff and get out of there.
Bah-Humbug!! Those haystacks are for SDA’s only! Nobody else! I mean it!! Woe iz me!!
Too bad the First Lady is only now discovering haystacks. Just think if she had discovered them 7 years ago! Let’s hope she leaves the recipe in the White House for her successor (Bill C., Jane S., Melania T., Heidi C., or Karen K.) so he or she can keep the tradition alive. Wouldn’t it be great to see “First Gentleman” Bill serving a Friday night treat of haystacks?
I tried haystacks a time or two, but I did not inhale. I didn’t have relations with “that woman” either, but it all depends on what the meaning of “is” is.
Bill is more of a first Pimp or Don Juan. Gentleman, he is not.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Donald, you’re a sniveling coward. Leave Heidi the heck alone! She is way out of your league.
Did you know that M. Obama takes this haystack stuff every time they go on vacation to Hawaii? Yep! Even the SS people get to eat it. Keeps them on their toes. Air Force 1 carries a complete compliment of haystacks. Even R. Castro had some while Obama was in Cuba. Relations with US & Cuba are at an all time high. Viva la haystacks, mi amigos. Yummy yummy es bueno par la tummy.. Woe iz me!!
Castro is in Burny Sanders’ league. And both love vegan haystacks!
SS? Sabbath School? Lol
ahahahahaha SS = sabbath school??? That’s the Best! Maybe one day soon! Jesus is coming soon! Hard hearts are softening, as the Holy Spirit continues to move. Who knows what kind of seeds have been planted, by Black? and Carson? And Kevin O.? 😉
The US embraces the wrong people….. And I mean Castro and the rest of the barbarians who adore him, I’m not talking about the Cubans in general.