Adventist Man Accidentally Drinks Caffeinated Tea, Immediately Grows Tail

John Smith found himself in a hairy situation after accidentally sipping on a cup of caffeinated tea at a community event. The drama unfolded at a neighborhood gathering at Snoozeville SDA, where Read more […]

Adventists wearing jeans to church punished with parking supervision duty

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Wearing jeans to church now comes with serious consequences. As of this Sabbath, denim wearers will automatically be handed reflective vests and sent into the church Read more […]