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These are not those things. These are not those places. Read more [...]TOKYO, Japan – To strengthen the appeal of the upcoming Tokyo Olympics, organizers have added the first e-sport of the games. The new event will feature biblical experts from around the world Read more […]
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina —— Moving vans are currently en route to Buenos Aires after a decision by Adventist leadership to move the South American Division headquarters to the Argentine capital. “Our Read more […]
Silver Spring, Md. —— In a shocking move, the General Conference has released a statement fully authorizing Adventist members to view Marvel’s Black Widow on opening weekend. “We Read more […]
RIVERSIDE, Calif. —— A procession of Texas-bound vehicles left the soon-to-be-former campus of La Sierra University this weekend amidst much fanfare. “The time has come for La Sierra Read more […]
KENT, Wash – It’s confirmed: Doug Batchelor is going to space with Jeff Bezos on the Blue Origin flight scheduled for later this month. Bezos has invited Batchelor as a “guest speaker.” Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. – Previously drooping tithing totals around the world have shot up 144 % thanks to the arrival of the first Adventist-made keyboard from Silver Spring, Maryland-based Stew W. Read more […]
Leafy Glen, Tenn. – His first overly-chipper “Happy Sabbath Church!” helped snap members out of their late morning slumber at the start of divine service last weekend. The (predictable) repeat Read more […]
PALO ALTO, Calif. – As COVID lockdowns begin to lift, innocent civilians around the world have gone back to dreading that knock on the door from over-eager Adventist neighbors clutching ADRA cans. Duck, Read more […]
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