In a stunning display of faith and passive aggression, a local woman has taken up a new morning ritual that has everyone at her local Adventist congregation watching their back. Meet Susan McDivine, Read more […]
Lifelong Adventist Jerry Backlash, has been dubbed the Back Pew Critic at his local Longsuffering SDA Church for his remarkable talent for pointing out flaws in every aspect of church life while Read more […]
Some guy who has never actually been seen at church suddenly turned up at business meeting this afternoon with a burning desire to assert his authority over the most critical aspects of ministry Read more […]
In an epiphany at the end of a long day of meetings last year, Troubled Waters Conference President Max Trabajo decided he’d had enough of having to deal with the most difficult pastors in his Read more […]
A self-professed Bible scholar and occasional Wilderness SDA usher known locally as “Rock-Hurling Randy” is convinced that society has gone astray from its righteous roots and is determined Read more […]
“I hope you guys weren’t planning on getting any other business done this session ‘cause I am sending this back to committee,” declared a crazy-eyed delegate nobody had ever heard of at Read more […]
Jerusalem – Sister Demetria, a Greek-speaking widow, has sent shockwaves through the early Christian community by leaving a scathing one-star review of a recent church potluck. In the review Read more […]
Whispers and murmurs of suspicion spread like wildfire through the fellowship hall of Daily Manna Seventh-Day Adventist Church as the intoxicating aroma of crispy, golden-brown chicken filled the Read more […]
Pastor Gunnar Meesing of Everpresent Adventist Church went through the trouble of moving with his family to a completely secret new address this week. The stressed out pastor had confessed to Read more […]
Organizers of a conference-wide evangelistic campaign taking place next summer have announced a year-long “Baptism Embargo” until the big event. The embargo, they claim, is essential to ensure a Read more […]
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