Marie Kondo to GC: Which Fundamental Beliefs “Spark Joy?”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a presentation to overwhelmed General Conference leaders this morning, Japanese organization consultant, Marie Kondo, urged the group to declutter their approach to faith. “Holding Read more […]

VIDEO: Union College Students Outsourcing Studies to Parents

https://youtu.be/NmeEfACirpA In an innovative first for Adventist higher education, Union College students can now have their parents take classes on their behalf. Check out the details in the Read more […]

Karate Training Required For Jokester Adventist Pastors in Danger of Getting Will Smithed

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Md. — Adventist pastors prone to risqué jokes have been sent back to seminary for emergency continuing dedication. “Will Smith’s Oscars slap attack on Chris Rock made Read more […]

Supreme Court Nominee Pressed On Whether Ted Wilson Should Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C — As the confirmation hearings for US Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson raged yesterday, Jackson was shot a curveball question by Senator Noe Existo (R. Calif) who Read more […]

Pathfinder Hiking Honor Soars In Popularity As Nobody Can Afford to Drive

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are rediscovering their Pathfinder pasts as gas prices rise to unprecedented levels. Pathfinder clubs report that Adventists have been qualifying for Read more […]