Helicopter Carrying George R. Knight Diverted To GC Parking Lot

SILVER SPRING, Md. – A helicopter carrying the current administration’s least favorite church historian was diverted to the General Conference parking lot today. George R. Knight had been Read more […]

Pastor With Multiple Churches Can’t Remember Which Sermon He’s Preached Where

DALARNA, Sweden – Pastor Hans Glömmer’s life was thrown into disarray recently when he was transferred to a new territory with four churches. Not only was the Sabbath morning commute killer Read more […]

“Fishing For Men” Single Women’s Ministries Retreat Sells Out

WATFORD, England – A frenzy of activity crashed the servers of the British Union Conference today as tickets for the Single Adventist Women’s Ministries retreat went on sale. The theme for Read more […]