Brexit sends rolling stone crashing into Nebuchadnezzar’s feet

Beginning of the End?
Beginning of the End?
LONDON, United Kingdom — Already well-known for its Rolling Stones, the United Kingdom aimed a devastatingly effective projectile straight at the fragile feet of Nebuchadnezzar’s statue yesterday, signaling the beginning of the end for a lot more than the already shaky European Union.

Britons unhappy with the bureaucratic mess of red tape that is Brussels (the seat of the EU) voted decisively to leave the EU yesterday in the much-discussed Brexit, sending stock markets crashing, the British pound plummeting and right-wing politicians across Europe clamoring for similar exits by their own countries.

“What we are witnessing is every bit the nightmare that Nebuchadnezzar experienced and we are about to see devastation not even doomsday prophets could have dreamed up,” said Adventist Current Events Expert Doug Batchelor.

“Cold-hearted or not, it doesn’t take a genius to see that very soon the Brits won’t be alone in rejecting iron and clay as building materials.”


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    • Big Ben

      Darrin, you are mistaken. This site is as serious as a heart attack. Poor misguided souls like you are a sad case. Wake up and smell the coffee (or should I say, the Postum?).

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