“We aren’t huge Chris Brown fans here at AUP,” said university spokesperson Chris Sobra, “but Mr. Brown has agreed to cover up those tattoos with a long-sleeved Barong Tagalog. He also committed to learning and singing songs from the Seventh-day Adventist Hymnal exclusively, so we have allowed him to schedule a concert at our Philippine International Church.”
Sobra admitted that although AUP administrators were less than enthused with Brown’s upcoming gig, student excitement has reached stratospheric levels and busloads of Adventists are expected to attend from nearby Adventist International Institute of Advanced Studies (AIIAS) as well. “We weren’t prepared for this level of interest from Adventist students,” said Sobra, “You’d think the Heritage Singers were coming to town.”
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I usually find the spokespersons’ names quite clever and ironic. I’m not too fluent in Tagalog, so I’m a little mystified by this spokesman’s name, “Chris Sobra.” I’m guessing you mean “Chris Remnant,” but “sobra” can have several other meanings, such as excess, excessive, how to, refuse, or surplus. Want to clue me in, Sevvy?
Anyhow, the best line was: ““We weren’t prepared for this level of interest [in Chris Brown] from Adventist students,” said Sobra, “You’d think the Heritage Singers were coming to town.” LOL. How about the King’s Heralds?
Second best line: “He also committed to learning and singing songs from the Seventh-day Adventist Hymnal exclusively.” Yeah, right. Tell me another one. . . .
So is he going to toss out Little Debbie’s and Great Controversies into the audience?
And he’s going to hide the tattoos with long sleeves? That’s just a big cover-up!
Yeah, he kinda reminds me of Del Delker and the King’s Heralds . . . Chris’ll sure wake up the octenegarians sleeping in the third row.
Anything for money. That’s the adventist way. No biblical proof just plain and personal experiences . Example. If you had worked in an adventist institution in the Philippines ten percent is automatically deducted from your paycheck, no if or buts, you don’t like it leave door is wide open. ( I’m talking ’bout tithe they said). They don’t care if u have family to feed. They think it’s better than stealing? Duhhhhhhhh!!!!!. Adventis don’t steal. How about getting a christian education in PUC, Baesa campus, it doesn’t cost much just an arm and a leg. SUBJECT: Religion: Daniel and the Revelation… Professors.. Domingo San Joaquin and Ernesto Gutierrez I wonder where are they now… I’m sure like to ask them “what the hell they are talking about??!!
Do you even realize that this is a satirical site? Smh
This site should be reported and be deleted…Nothing ministerial in her but all confusion…..Church leaders, this is your call! Or many will jump off.
*nothing ministerial in here.