Mace encouraged owners of Heritage Singers album covers pre-dating the 1990s to mail them to the group’s Placerville, Calif. headquarters. For each album cover received, the Heritage Singers will send back “tasteful, modern Heritage Singers photography,” said Mace. “We have long since repented of the bad hair and ridiculous outfits that we used to sport on album covers. We honestly don’t know what we were thinking back then.”
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I wonder how many Heritage Singer albums will be sent to Max as a result of this one! LOL.
Kanye and I can give them some fashion tips.
No thanks, Kim. We’re good.
Come now, Sevvy, the wardrobe wasn’t that bad. Times change. Wide ties, skinny ties. Sideburns, no sideburns. Bell bottoms, straight-leg. Long dresses, short dresses. Round glasses, rectangular glasses. Fashion goes in circles. Worse than any wardrobe choices, the music notes on the staircase banister actually look backwards in picture 2 (“Just a Little More Time”).
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They should have kept the leisure suits. Worth a bundle at vintage stores!