Harry And Meghan Sign Up For Adventist Volunteer Services

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WINDSOR, Berks. --- The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have put their royal duties on hold to spend a year with Adventist Volunteer Services.

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Prince Harry and Meghan plan to split their time between North America and the United Kingdom while serving as recruiters for Adventist colleges.

Despite the cafeteria menus at these schools, the Sussexes say they welcome getting to know each institution as the wilderness location of the schools will give them time "well away from the spotlight."

Before accepting their recruiting gig, the royals passed on a General Conference call to fix their electronic voting system. The two claimed they were "already feeling burned out."


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  1. Richard Mills

    I was hoping they would sign up for Maranatha and build some nice little schools, churches, medical clinics around the globe. Anyway, lets MAGA make adventism great again at Indy GC 2020. Hey, why don’t you invite Harry & Meghan to the 202GC session? Great marketing plan!!

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