WASHINGTON, D.C. --- For the second time in a week, it appears that Oval Office Sharpies have been used to alter illustrations.
This time, a far more cheerful, pink color was used. And instead of a weather map, the altered visual is an Adventist prophetic map from way back.
As Ben Carson was not available on short notice to explain the chart, President Trump is appealing to the public to explain where America is on Nebuchadnezzar's statue.
The administration would also like to "commission the chart's beast artist to draw caricatures of Democratic presidential candidates in the run up to the election."