“We know that our members like to dress up their pets as the weather gets colder around the Christmas holidays,” said the recently released Animal Modesty memo. “We therefore ask members to remember that the appearance of their pets reflects directly on the Remnant and is therefore of utmost importance.”
According to the memo, all clothing should consist of sensibly muted colors although females are allowed to have one strikingly red outfit “in accordance with EGW recommendations.”
Animal Modesty states that under no circumstances should pets be allowed to wear any form of makeup.
The only jewelry allowed is a simple elastic “wedding band collar” on pets that are committed to an Adventist-owned partner.
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Guys want to look good to get laid. Gals want to look good to impress their friends. We are different species.
“The only jewelry allowed is a simple elastic ‘wedding band collar’ on pets that are committed to an Adventist-owned partner.” That’s funny! If God likes jewelry on people (and the Bible says He does), then He probably likes it on pets too.