Andrews Seminary Moves To Nursing Building To “Streamline Courtship”

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BERRIEN SPRINGS, Md. — One of newer buildings on the Andrews University campus has been completely abandoned. All Seventh-day Adventist Theological Seminary classes have been moved to Marsh Hall, the Nursing building on campus. Seminary administrators said that the move was made to “facilitate streamlined courtship between single seminarians and nursing majors.”

Seminary leadership said the move was “urgent and 100% worth it” as everyone avoids walking through the seminary building otherwise.

In other news, there’s a petition going around nursing majors to move the School of Nursing into the former seminary building. 

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