In addition to being noise-canceling and water resistant, the headphones “allow you to hear the still, small voice that is mostly ignored by today’s average listener,” said Apple’s advertising copy.
AirPods Pros are for the discerning earphone user that wants to filter out the noise and tune into real meaning, claimed the company.
“It’s so easy to get distracted by today’s media,” said Apple. “We cut the clutter and allow you to listen to promptings most Samsung users miss.”
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I really am in the market for earphones, but wouldn’t trust these. They most likely would echo the wrong voice.
Will I be able to hear what goes on when a couple of Elders whisper to each other on the rostrum? Always wondered what they say to each other?