“This is crazy!” said Leo Dacia as he scrolled through claims that Jesus was going to return to earth and bring his children back to live in heaven.
“I literally have never heard about this my entire life,” said Dacia, racking his brain to think of a single sermon at his local Adventist Church that addressed the topic.
Coming up with nothing, Dacia read on about the prophesied event and was shocked to read that his own denomination was one of the strongest proponents of the idea of a soon and literal Second Coming.
“This just goes to show that you can’t believe everything on Wikipedia” said Dacia heading over to Snopes.com to see if the Second Coming was fake news.
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“A lifelong 30-something Adventist”??? I must have missed the article “Adventist Church discovers the fountain of eternal youth”.
Leo should be concerned! Most likely, he attends one of those liberal churches that are so prominent in California. Come on down to my church for fire & brimstone preaching!