In the message, board chairperson Delly Berrate said there simply was no problem that a committee – and enough Pero to sedate a horse – could not solve.
“Whenever we feel we are up against something we can’t handle as a congregation, we should remind ourselves we have never faced a challenge we haven’t been able to talk to death in committee,” said Berrate.
“We have nothing to fear for the future save we forget how committees have bored us past caring about our problems in the past,” she added.
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You are right. The professed omnipotent church will sail to glory on a white cloud of victory and discover too late, that they have reached the gates of hell.
There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
the perennial, obtrusive, infamous pot luck cannot be solved any sda cb. no where-no how. I ought to know!!