During the following years with reduced demand nationwide for this product, employees complained of diminished supplies and selection. In response to these concerns, the General Conference announced today a new line of Ted Wilson Pantyhose, or TWose for short. For women desiring more control, the GC has included a product reminiscent of Spanks, called TWanks.
TWose and TWanks will be available in a variety of sizes and inspiring colors including: Reformation Red, Battle Creek Blues, Mrs. White Black, and Health Reform Nude. TWose and TWanks will be carried exclusively by Adventist Book Centers.
Watch for a future announcement regarding Elder Wilson’s line of men’s undergarments. Unity Underwear will change the Church!
Special thanks to Roger Mudd for the guest post
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Funny how times change. I know this is satire but as a child I remember when the women in church would be sanctionsed because they did wear pantyhose/stockings because it as viewed that loose and morally questionable women wore stockings
I hope Ted had the good taste/sense to include the line that runs down the back of the stocking!
that would be priceless
McKee is making a Little Debbie line of pantyhose. Little Debbie will be imprinted all across the material. Flavors will be marketing next spring.
Hey,MING!! Regarding the black line in back of hose. The Hasidic females all wear this style. Go check it out!!
@ Richard – Well hava nagila indeed!