During the following years with reduced demand nationwide for this product, employees complained of diminished supplies and selection. In response to these concerns, the General Conference announced today a new line of Ted Wilson Pantyhose, or TWose for short. For women desiring more control, the GC has included a product reminiscent of Spanks, called TWanks.
TWose and TWanks will be available in a variety of sizes and inspiring colors including: Reformation Red, Battle Creek Blues, Mrs. White Black, and Health Reform Nude. TWose and TWanks will be carried exclusively by Adventist Book Centers.
Watch for a future announcement regarding Elder Wilson’s line of men’s undergarments. Unity Underwear will change the Church!
Special thanks to Roger Mudd for the guest post
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