Fun fines to spend your cash on while at Southern

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  1. Richard Mills

    Please mention the taking of food from the cafeteria for midnight snacks or Sabbath breakfast. How about sneaking out at night to go to town for some real food!! Anybody remember what we had at AUC for Sabbath breakfast many years ago?

    1. Bill Not

      It certainly does still apply. I got kicked out for kissing the college president’s daughter on the steps of Wright Hall. I not only had to pay a fine, but got expelled. Interestingly, nothing was done about the girl. She was treated like a victim, then ended up marrying a theology major. She now runs a support group called VMO (Victims of Making Out with Excessive Energy) and a nonprofit called GAPK (Girlfriends Against Premarital Kissing).

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