Welcome to the Annual Council Game Compliance Committee! This committee is one of your friendly GC committees designed to make sure everyone plays games appropriately and within the guidelines of the Seventh-day Adventist Church. Our purpose is to be friendly and welcoming and not at all threatening. But if you are using games that fall outside the previously voted on rules of the GC we will declare you in rebellion against God’s highest authority on earth and use the power and might of this committee to make your life a lake of fire (but not an eternally burning one).
Anyway, back to the point! We have made this neighborly crossword puzzle to help you enjoy your Annual Council experience. Our clever clues are not only fun but also instructive! By completing this puzzle you can be reminded who is in charge of this church, what activities are appropriate on the Sabbath, and many more delightful things!
Your affectionate Game Compliance Committee bids you a fun and meaningful Annual Council session in 2018! (disclaimer: Fun and meaning only for those individuals, conferences, and unions who are in compliance with the GC.)
Criss Cross Puzzle
2. The name of an EGW book, and a major influence on our understanding of the war between good and evil. (2 words)
6. The great honor we bestow on our clergy… but only the ones with certain man parts.
7. That stuff that tastes just like chocolate. No really! We swear.
8. The day we take a break from our daily toil of refusing to acknowledge the equality of women… just kidding! We never take a break from that!
11. Our lady prophet who was definitely not ordained, no matter what that paper says.
14. This is the name we call those Unions/Divisions we can’t seem to get under our authoritarian rule.
15. The most heavenly sabbath lunch
16. Our favorite world relief organization
17. The evil substance not found in holy drinks such as Roma
19. A new addition to our Dear Leader’s face, as well as all the men at Annual Council… and maybe some of the women!
20. Holier than a person who eats meat, but less holy than someone who eats vegan.
21. A way for youth to learn the important values of marching in step and taking commands from their leaders
22. The biblical state of everyone being in perfect compliance with their authority figures
1. The slightly less great honor we bestow on our clergy who have certain lady parts.
3. The time of day, once a week that marks when to pray quietly and when to party!
4. That pastry company that we aren’t sure whether to take pride in or not…
5. A major church teaching only slightly less important to salvation than the gospel message. (2 words)
9. The name of the committees that will end your insignificant rebellion
10. The body to whom God has given ultimate authority on earth (2 words)
12. When we can all come together to pretend to enjoy other people’s vegan cooking
13. As far as the knees only… no swimming on the Sabbath!
14. The last name of that one Conference president we don’t talk about because of her gender
18. Supreme Leader, I mean, president of the GC
23 of 23 words were placed into the puzzle. Created by Puzzlemaker at DiscoveryEducation.com
Thank you to Lindsey Abston Painter for the brilliant crossword puzzle!
Perfect! Made my day!
Well done, Lindsey!
Is it OK to do crosswords on sabbath? I promise to keep it below my knees.
Yeah, some culture we have.
What is #9 down?