NAD Sends Far Fewer Pumpkin Pies to GC This Thanksgiving

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COLUMBIA, Maryland — The North American Division has sent a far smaller percentage slice of its holiday pumpkin pies to the General Conference Thanksgiving Potluck this year.

Despite warnings by GC leadership that pie cobtrubution reduction was against GC working policy, the NAD honored a vote at its recent year-end meetings to more than halve its contributions to the GC.

NAD pie contributions to the GC, as a percentage of total pies baked by Dan Jackson over the last week, are now at 2%. This equals the percentage contribution of pies Fed-Exed by other world divisions this morning.

In sheer numbers of pies, the NAD will still be responsible for the vast majority of the over-eating that takes place in Silver Spring today.


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