Despite warnings by GC leadership that pie cobtrubution reduction was against GC working policy, the NAD honored a vote at its recent year-end meetings to more than halve its contributions to the GC.
NAD pie contributions to the GC, as a percentage of total pies baked by Dan Jackson over the last week, are now at 2%. This equals the percentage contribution of pies Fed-Exed by other world divisions this morning.
In sheer numbers of pies, the NAD will still be responsible for the vast majority of the over-eating that takes place in Silver Spring today.
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Can they halve their cake, er pie, and eat it too?
Who keeps sending me humble pies? Teddy