OBG – SLIDESHOW: Awkward Adventist moments

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Awkwardness happens to all Adventists. That doesn’t make it any less painful when it happens to you…

Late to church...

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You were rushing to church and cut someone off in traffic. They pull up behind you in the church parking lot.


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  1. HiCatWhisperer

    My husband had a college friend who used to do a great impression of an evangelist doing an altar call… “Just one more person, only one more to answer God’s call (and the music swells)… just one more and I get my name in the Review!”

  2. Allow me to elucidate on this sticky subject. #3-This gimmick works every Sabbath. I hate pot lucks. Gimme a fistful/mouthful of Little Debbies anytime. #5-At AUC it was called the Hour of Charm. Us single guys or those of us with what was left over was called the Hour of Harm. #7-I nod off every Sabbath around 12 noon. The closing hymn wakes me up. # 8-What if I see you at the gas station, 7/11, Starbucks, WalMart or heaven forbid-the Golden Corral! #9-Our Deacons use the credit card swipe system. No more heavy offering plates. #11-The Pastor was giving the wrong sermon. He needs more hellfire & brimstone. Woe iz me!!

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