Single Theology Major Predicts Marriage Date On Prophecy Chart

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ADVENTIST WORLD — To keep his hopes burning bright, Southern Adventist University theology major, Encro Yable, has taken it upon himself to update an historic Adventist prophecy chart.

Yable has placed a bright pink heart on the chart, clearly marking what he is convinced is the date of his inevitable betrothal to a nursing major.

Defending his chart amendment as an “act of faith,” Yable is contemplating adding a carefully-drawn tree diagram featuring seven of his favorite options for a spouse, sorted according to their special music abilities.


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