With the exception of Barnes & Noble stores located in Michigan, all stores will also carry a George Knight-dominated Church History / Controversy section which will sport a boxing ring with extra-padded gloves for hot head Adventists that wish to settle their differences in regards to church governance in-store.
The ABC section of Barnes & Noble stores will be closed during Sabbath hours although it will accept suggested donations for “real ox-in-a-ditch emergency purchases.”
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That does put a new spin on Barnes & Noble’s (former) DVD section.
Make sure there is shelf space for my LittleDebbie dessert cakes. Also,Postum is coming back soon!