Undecorated Adventist Homes Prove Great Disappointment To Trick-Or-Treaters

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WORLDWIDE — Children going trick-or-treating this year have reported “great disappointment” with Adventist homes in their neighborhoods.

Many of the offending families have not bothered to put out so much as a pumpkin in their front yard for Halloween. 

To add insult to injury, the faithful are known for not stocking any good candy and for offering to give the elaborately dressed kids cans of non-perishable veggies for their local food pantries.

The cans have reportedly weighed down goody bags and prompted towns to create maps of party-pooper Adventist home locations so they can be avoided.


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