Choose Your Own Adventure Compilation Makes White Say Whatever You Want

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PODUNK, Crazyville - A new "choose your own adventure" compilation of Ellen G. White quotes is flying off the presses at Brimstone Publications. Titled Cherrypicked, the volume contains strongly-worded fragments of the Adventist cofounder's thoughts, carefully structured so you can throw together scathing letters to Adventists you disagree with on a moment's notice. "No matter what your persuasion or bias, Cherrypicked finds a way to supply you with lots of EGW ammo with which to pummel your pewside opponents," reads sales copy from the publisher. "White's original intent is history."

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