SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Due to a last-minute scheduling challenge, Hope Channel will be hosting tonight's Democratic presidential debate instead of CBS.
The Adventist channel plans to break the ice by asking the presidential candidates to name their favorite Heritage Singer.
A panel of nominating commitee members recruited from random Adventist churches will then take turns grilling the hopefulls on everything from their views on the 144,000 to their take on Desmond Ford.
Hope Channel has said that much of the evening will be spent testing the candidates on Bible trivia while the likely deciding factor in crowning a debate winner will involve perfect recitation of the Pathfinder Pledge and Law.