SILVER SPRING, Md. — For the first in its history, the Adventist Church has endorsed a soda.
Today, the denomination named 7 Up as the “Most Seventh-day Adventist Soda,” citing not just its complete lack of caffeine but its “perfect name” as the top reasons for the endorsement.
“Unlike other super-caffeinated and pointlessly named sodas like Coke or Pepsi, 7 Up dares to be a Daniel for the best number in the world,” said Unwanted Adventist Endorsements Department spokesperson, Miranda O’Doules.
She said that her department was so impressed with the naming of the beverage that it would be willing to overlook its Little Debbie’s-style sugar content.
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I would have voted for that apple & grape carbonated stuff from Martinelli. We use nothing but theist in our church. By the way, Little Debbies don’t have as much sugar as that 7up stuff!
What is theist? Never heard of that brand.
It was a typo. Should be “nothing but the best” Sorry. The THEIST? Must be an SDA thing on the left coast!
COCA COLA TASTE BETTER, REGARDLESS OF YOUR OPINION.
ENJOY ONE TODAY.