Adventists behave in really distinctive ways on Friday afternoon. Here’s how to spot them:
1) They are buying cleaning supplies
There’s company coming over for haystacks tomorrow and that bathroom better be sparkling!!!
2) They cut you off in traffic
Sunset deadline pressure has dramatic effects on the driving of the saints.
3) They are RAKING LEAVES
Because a messy yard doesn’t speak well of your work ethic during the six days you should be laboring.
4) They are FIGURING OUT A KIDS’ CRAFT
Kids’ Sabbath School isn’t quite right without a cool craft. You can only phone it in with coloring sheets so many times.
5) They are WASHING THEIR CAR
If you want to park close to the church lobby you’d better make that car presentable.
6)They are practicing a song
Better late than never when it comes to practicing your special number for Divine service.
7)They look really guilty if they misjudged the supermarket line waiting time and they are still there a minute after sunset
It stings.
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