Adventist Barbies That Should Exist

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Here are some Adventist Barbie doll ideas that we wish existed:

  1. Health-Conscious Barbie – This Barbie doll would be an Adventist health nut, with a gym bag and a water bottle always in hand. She would come with a mini vegan cookbook and a Fitbit to track her steps. She would also have a removable Fitbit tan line on her wrist!
  2. Pathfinder Barbie – This Barbie doll would come equipped with her own Pathfinder uniform and honor sash. She would also come with her own Pathfinder manual, Bible, and a mini projector to show Pathfinder slideshows.
  3. Potluck Organizer Barbie – This Barbie doll would be the perfect potluck organizer, with her own sign-up sheet, potluck labels, and even a miniature Sabbath School quarterly. She would also come with a miniature vegan cookbook and apron.
  4. Missionary Barbie – This Barbie doll would be dressed in her missionary outfit and come with a Bible, a mini evangelism pamphlet, and a map of the world to mark all of her mission trips. She would also have a collection of small souvenirs from all of the places she has visited.
  5. Pastor Barbie – This Barbie doll would be dressed in pastor’s garb and come with a mini pulpit, Bible, and sermon notes. She would also come with a miniature hymnal and a collection of sermons to choose from.
  6. Adventist College Barbie – This Barbie doll would come dressed in her Adventist college sweatshirt and carrying a mini backpack full of books. She would also come with a mini laptop to work on her theology papers and a small decaf coffee mug for those late-night study sessions.
  7. Church Pianist Barbie – This Barbie doll would come dressed in her finest church attire and carrying a miniature piano bench. She would also come with a mini hymnal and a collection of Sabbath hymns to play on her miniature piano.
 


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