The denomination which preaches the advantages of vegetarian eating said in a letter to the president that the blanket turkey pardon would “make American turkeys great again” as they would be the most thankful turkeys in the world.
The letter asked Trump to include in his pardon an invitation for Americans to “taste and see that Tofurky actually tastes pretty darn good.”
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Does this include a few of those “Turkeys” in the SDA administration?
Women spend half of their life trying to look attractive to get attention from men. Then, when the men given them that attention, the women complain about it.
Hint: if the women finds the man attractive, it is called “flattering attention.” If the woman is not attracted to the man, it is called “harassment.” In other words, “harassment” is any attention from a man when the woman does not happen to find him attractive. And women don’t bother to announce in advance whether or not they find the man attractive.
From now on, men should take the safe approach: avoid all women completely. After all, their species is known to cause trouble, ever since the days of Eve. Just stay away from them. Good riddance!
So true! Wish I had heard — and heeded — that advice 40 years ago!
Does this include the “Turkeys” in the various levels of SDA administration?
I wonder if George Clooney will ever be accused of harassment. Somehow, I’m doubting it. Harassment is simply unwanted attention from some guy you don’t think is hot.