Adventists completely united in desire for new iPhone

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Top of the prayer list.
Top of the prayer list.
ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere united in prayer this week.

Church administrators marveled as members of hugely diverse cultural and theological persuasions joined hands and hearts in prayer for the iPhone X.

Prayer request hotlines at Adventists ministries reported a tremendous surge of calls as Adventists breathessly pleaded for the gadget.

“Never in recent years have I seen such unity in the Adventist Church,” said GC spokesperson Anool Kahnsal, “This new piece of technology has sparked a burning desire that transcends differences in age, gender and understanding of ordination.”

Kahnsal added that at the current price point “it will take nothing less than a miracle for me to get my hands on the iPhone X.”

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