Saturday, May 17, 2025

Unity

GC Launches “Inquisition 2.0”

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Citing "powerful inspiration from religious history" the General Conference has launched what it calls the Inquisition 2.0. The new effort will comprise of five oversight committees, each...

Adventists completely united in desire for new iPhone

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventists everywhere united in prayer this week. Church administrators marveled as members of hugely diverse cultural and theological persuasions joined hands and...

GC hires Chuck Norris to enforce “Unity” document

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- General Conference officials looking for a way to encourage widespread adoption of the ideas behind the "Unity" document, have hired...

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