GC Launches “Inquisition 2.0”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Citing “powerful inspiration from religious history” the General Conference has launched what it calls the Inquisition 2.0. The new effort will comprise of five oversight Read more […]
Category: Religious Liberty
GC Bans Religious Liberty
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a statement released this morning, the General Conference has banned religious liberty among church employees and has strongly discouraged “dangerous exercise of personal Read more […]
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GC celebrates 500th anniversary of Reformation by silencing dissent
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church celebrated the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation by putting unprecedented effort into silencing Read more […]
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Trump deports entirety of Adventist Religious Liberty department to Sweden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Without so much as a 24-hour warning, US President Donald Trump has deported the entire staff of the Silver Spring, Maryland-based Adventist Public Affairs and Religious Liberty Read more […]
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Trump demands to see Ted Wilson’s birth certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump demanded this afternoon that Maryland-born General Conference President Ted Wilson produce his birth certificate. Trump claimed that he did not Read more […]
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Trump to follow ‘Muslim Ban’ with ‘Adventist Ban’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The newly-minted Trump administration has announced that it will follow its widely-criticized “Muslim Ban” with what it is calling an “Adventist Ban.” Trump’s executive Read more […]
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NAD leadership pulled over for speeding north
BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — Police in Silver Spring have pulled over a U-Haul full of North American Division leaders for speeding. Asked where they were going in such a rush at this Read more […]
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Philippine President Duterte’s Seventh-day Adventist membership application in character review process
MANILA, Philippines — An application for membership in the Seventh-day Adventist Church has been submitted by newly-elected Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte. The church has acknowledged Read more […]
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Adventist headquarters to move to undisclosed cave if Trump wins
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Senior leaders at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists are reviewing a list of secret locations to which staff and day-to-day operations could relocate if real Read more […]
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General Conference suspends North American Division from decision making for supporting women
SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church have chosen to sanction the North American Division of the church for what GC leadership calls “disruptive Read more […]
