The previously unemployed PhDs claimed the earliest biblical art depicting bites from the forbidden fruit proved beyond a shadow of a doubt Adam and Eve were avid Apple users.
“Our first parents never missed a chance to upgrade to the latest model of sundials,” said a statement from the group, claiming spending half your paycheck on an iPhone was “downright biblical.”
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I always thought Adam&Eve were on “dates”. you know a “date”?