Couch Potato Adventist Dreading End Of Zoom Church

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Brent Baker, a local Adventist deacon, has spent the last several weeks nervously monitoring his congregation’s Facebook page for any hopeful signs his church will stay ZOOM-only for at least a little while longer. Baker has loved nothing more than lounging on his couch with audio-only Zoom Sabbath School and sermons in the background, not lifting a finger for anything other than digging into a super-sized bag of nachos. In his mind, nothing would be worse than an active return to deacon duties, church cleaning schedules, in-person foot-washing and having to change out of his pajamas before noon on a Saturday.



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