At last month’s evangelistic campaign, veteran evangelist Elder Thundersalot baptized an astounding 1,000 new converts into the Adventist church over the course of just three weeks of meetings. When asked in an interview if he could share the names or stories of any of these newly baptized members, Elder Thundersalot stumbled:
“Well, you see, during a crusade like this we have so many precious souls giving their hearts to the Lord, that it’s, uh, quite difficult to get to know each one on an individual level. They all blended together if you know what I mean!”
The interviewer pressed for any specific examples or names that stuck out to the evangelist. After an awkward pause, Thundersalot responded, “I’m afraid I can’t recall a single name or personal story right now. The Three Angels’ Message worked on their hearts, and the rest is just praiseworthy statistics in the heavenly books!”
When not preaching his way across the globe, Elder Thundersalot claims he enjoys hobbies such as counting beautifully designed satellite pictures of crop circle formations.
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