Saying its last goodbyes to the Atlanta skyline, the Georgia Dome told fellow landmarks that Wilson’s leadership of the Adventist Church over the last seven years had taken it completely by surprise.
“If I had known what a hornet’s nest Ted’s election was going to stir up, I would have hosted absolutely anything else that summer,” said a contrite Georgia Dome. “I have no idea what that delegating committee was thinking.”
The dome sheepishly added that the last seven years of Adventism will be remembered for the amazing amount of energy that has been put into preventing Adventist women from getting equal opportunities to serve in ministry.
Right before imploding, the dome added that the only institution that had worked harder than the current GC to centralize power was medieval Rome.
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It was a big mistake to have the GC in Atlanta years ago. Too close to the Cocoa Cola plant. Cocoa Cola was loaded with SDA’s the day I was visiting. What gives here?
The Disclaimer, or you call it: “Quick Reminder” spoils the humour. Its a sad commentary on your readership that you feel you have to say this.