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Homeland Security orders Adventist Church to change “arson-friendly” flame logo

By sevvy January 11, 2016 January 11, 2016  Adventist logo, arson, flames, Homeland Security
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Seventh-day Adventist designers have been sent back to the drawing board after the United States Department of Homeland Security ordered edits to the denomination’s logo design.

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Homeland Security spokesperson Hugh Dunnit explained the rationale behind the order saying that “the flames depicted in the Seventh-day Adventist logo irresponsibly encourage arson attacks.”

“Not just one but three violent flames are depicted in the logo that figures on just about every tract, church sign or lengthy PowerPoint issued by the Seventh-day Adventist Church,” said Dunnit. “How Adventist leadership could create this logo with a clean conscience is beyond me.”

Dunnit said that General Conference administrators have been given six days to create a replacement logo which will need to be approved by Homeland Security before it is disseminated “from Rome to the provinces.”

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9 Comments

  1. Elizabeth Wilson
    January 11, 2016 at 9:13 am 7 years ago

    Awesome name for the Homeland Security spokesperson, “Hugh Dunnit.” That’s exactly what we want to know: “Who done it?”

    Reply
  2. Jeremy brooks
    January 11, 2016 at 11:47 am 7 years ago

    6 days to redesign and one day to rest.

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    1. STU REDMAN
      February 5, 2016 at 6:49 pm 7 years ago

      ITS AN OK LOGO, 5/10. DEFINITELY NOT AN INSPIRED LOGO

      Reply
  3. Richard Mills
    January 12, 2016 at 5:04 pm 7 years ago

    How about some smiley faces facing all directions of the compass point? Maybe the sunshine bursts-no that is sun worship. Three angels floating around the globe is too sensitive, too much like an end time event or self destruction & annihilation. What we gonna do? Can’t have the mark or number of the beast. That is Catholic bashing. Why am I so confused over this one? Let me go back to my room and think-think and rethink. I want my mommy. Get me a pile of Little Debbies to scarf down. Woe iz me!!

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    1. Howard Hues
      January 12, 2016 at 9:23 pm 7 years ago

      Going back to your room? Don’t you mean your padded cell?

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  4. それ以外に、一連の専門を今回の展示会は苦心して設計する演技やゲームインタラクティブコーナーも見せたTIMEX(タイメックス)のブランドの精髄。モデルの演技がTIMEX(タイメックス)
    March 1, 2016 at 5:02 am 7 years ago

    [url=http://www.bestevance.com/rolex/gmt/index.htm]それ以外に、一連の専門を今回の展示会は苦心して設計する演技やゲームインタラクティブコーナーも見せたTIMEX(タイメックス)のブランドの精髄。モデルの演技がTIMEX(タイメックス)によって表項のユニーク性格;時計パズルや幸運ルーレットなどゲームを消費者は楽で楽しい雰囲気の中で増加TIMEX(タイメックス)のブランドや製品の理解。非常に魅力的なプロモーション活動も同時に展開、活動現場購入任意の1項のTIMEX(タイメックス)を得ることができる腕時計、罰金の携帯ストラップ;購入TIMEX(タイメックス)製品の満1200元、すぐ現場獲得真皮パスポートバッグ1匹。多くの見事な貢献活動をもたらすのリンクや必ずすべての消費者のブランドと体験を非凡。[/url]

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  5. Bud Racine
    June 22, 2016 at 12:41 pm 7 years ago

    At the center of the Adventist corporate logo/signature, one with discernment, can see the iconic symbol that evolved up through the corporate ranks of Catholicism to become the accepted statement among Protestant denominations including that of our own persuasion. Alistair Kee got it.
    “…there is one conquest made by Constantine, the effect of which still continues to the present day, his most surprising yet least acknowledged…He conquered the Christian church. The conquest was complete, extending over doctrine, liturgy, art and architecture, comity, ethos and ethics…But this achievement, unheralded then, unrecognized now, represents Constantine’s greatest conquest, the one which has persisted largely unchallenged through the centuries in Europe and wherever European Christianity has spread… To be declared heretical by the norms of orthodox Constantinian Christianity may be a source of relief and encouragement to those who seek to follow Christ.” –Alistair Kee, Constantine versus Christ: The Triumph of Ideology (London: SCM Press Ltd, 1982),pp. 169

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  6. Randy Lindsey
    November 14, 2016 at 4:20 am 6 years ago

    #1. I don’t believe that Homeland Security has the power to order anything. #2. Have you seen the United Methodist Cross and Flame Logo? It appears to be a burning cross. (An ignorant person might see this as racist if he or she did not understand the symbolism of the Holy Spirit. )

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  7. Ell Jay
    November 15, 2016 at 3:07 pm 6 years ago

    Isn’t it obvious? This call comes from beyond homeland security itself. The wizard behind the curtain, ROME! Homelands Security is just a puppet!

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